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blackmamba112:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

blackmamba112:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i am attempting to use these pumpkins that we never even carved. I want to make my own pumpkin puree to be used in bread and pies. I was feeling pretty confident BUT then i found these guys inside the first pumpkin….?!

i am attempting to use these pumpkins that we never even carved. I want to make my own pumpkin puree to be used in bread and pies. I was feeling pretty confident BUT then i found these guys inside the first pumpkin….?!

believeincrazy:

Dear Parents.

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

fuckyeahjerseyshore:

Ellen’s costume this year: SNOOKI’S POOF!

fuckyeahjerseyshore:

Ellen’s costume this year: SNOOKI’S POOF!

tumblr is purple today.

how awesome is that?

brodeep:

Snooki want smush smush.

brodeep:

Snooki want smush smush.

I bind my breasts so that something will hold my breath
so tight not even the air in my lungs
could be identified as woman.
Woman, are you a carbon copy of myself?
Is there a boy inside you painting his cells
with the charcoal of cindered feathers,
so he will never again glow in the dark
the way girls do.
Andrea Gibson (via loverofstories)